A Different Solicitor

The doorbell rang again last night, this time at 9pm. I peeped through the peephole, and there was another Asian woman. I opened the door.

"Yooo wan wahch an EVD?"

"No thank you."

Ahhh...watches and DVD's. I found out, though, that the first woman was probably saying, "Lady." Door-to-door saleswomen of watches, DVD's, and um...themselves. I need to post a sign that I don't wish to purchase any of their merchandise.