November 7, 2008
(This entry is dedicated to my mom. She tells me I should blog about all the normal little daily things that happen to me. There are many things I don't blog because I think it would make a mom nervous. So mom...you wanted to know!)
Paris is set up pretty much the opposite of a typical city in the US--the city is where the upper class live and the suburbs (called the banlieue) is where the immigrants and not upper class live. There are some banlieue that are well, more ghetto than others. I live in a less-ghetto-ish neighborhood, but I go over to the more ghetto-ish areas quite often. I really like the people in those neighborhoods.
Last week, several of us were hanging out in one of those more rough-around-the-edges towns. Swimmer and I were standing near a bus station when a man approached me and asked me a question. As I was answering it, several more of his buddies came up quickly and surrounded me. One of them grabbed my hand, pulled me really hard towards him, and leaned in to kiss me. Not French-kiss-me-on-the-cheek kiss me, but what-Americans-think-French-kiss-on-the-mouth-is-like kiss me. And he had open sores on his face and mouth. I leaned back to get my face away from his, only to discover that one of the friends who had surrounded us what right behind me so that I could not lean back.
I ducked down and then did a 1980's breaking-dancing type head/shoulder roll to wedge my way out from the two guys and yanked my arm free from Mr.Grossman's grip. I did not think to smack the man (as Mr.Chef from this summer advised me to do after this had happened twice). Swimmer gave me some Purell for my hands, but she didn't have much for me to clean off the hibbie-jibbies that I felt all over.
We left and found M#1 of the MMTATI's. He used to be a cop. We feel pretty safe when he's around. Swimmer said she thinks he could kill a man with just his hands...but I don't think he would do it even if he could do it. But I do think he'd get a Mr.Grossman to get away from me.
Almost immediately, some crazy man comes up to me and starts going off about the best cigars in the world. Seriously. He had a book called, "The Best Cigars in the World," and he had a cigar in his mouth. He began waving his book all around and well...I wasn't really listening, I was just thinking, "Why am I a magnet for crazy people?"
M#1 casually sauntered over to stand as a buffer between me, Swimmer, and the crazy man. He was pretty cool and nonchalant about it. Cigarman didn't know he was now going all crazy on a former cop! Nothing exciting happened, to be honest...except that Cigarman talked crazy to M#1 for about 40 minutes. Then we left. Weird day.
The next day, I was hanging with the Teenage Genius, and while trying to get her back home, we had some ticket trouble at the train station. Mainly, her ticket wouldn't work. I had already scanned my electronic pass, so I exited, went to help her buy a new ticket and then came back to the scan machine realizing that I wouldn't be able to get back through for 15 minutes. (They have it set up like that so that you can't scan your pass and then hand it to another person to scan and get in for free.)
Normally I would just jump over the turnstile and go right in without worrying about. I don't think that is doing anything illegal because I've paid for pass for a year to ride as much as I want. I hadn't handed my pass for someone else to use. I wasn't cheating the system. BUT...there were about 5 cops hanging out just in front of the turnstile. Who wants to jump a turnstile with cops right there watching and then have to explain in a foreign (to me) language about why what you just did was not, actually, illegal? I didn't.
So I told the Teenage Genius to be smooth, and I was going to push through the turnstile right behind her as she went through, instead of jumping OVER the turnstile. The cops didn't seem to notice us.
But I noticed them...again and again and again. It's not normal to see a group of cops in my little town. Remember, it's not so ghetto-ish. (The Teenage Genius' town? OH-SO-GHETTO-ISH!) But there were cops in my town. Then, at Gare du Nord, a gazillion more cops. Then, more of them in Noisy. Then, back at my town, (when I came home), there were 15-20 of them! They'd arrested several guys and looked like they were waiting to arrest a few more.
I cleared out of the train station fast and got on home. I don't know what was going down that day...but I didn't want to be around for any trouble!
THEN (oh yes, there's more)...yesterday.
I decided yesterday afternoon to go into Paris for a few hours to work on seeing some of the things on my list (see post a few down the page). I wanted to get to a particular spot before sunset, so I could photograph it in daylight. Trouble is, the sun is going down around rush-hour right now.
As I arrived to the train station, I had to sidestep a big group of gypsies just hanging out on the steps by the platform. While gypsies in Paris are a very normal thing, seeing them in my little town is notsomuch. As I stood waiting for the train, an announcement came on stating that (a) the train was late and (b) it wasn't going to go all the way to the end of the line, but to one stop earlier. If you wanted to go to the end of the line, you would have to switch trains at the one-stop-earlier station.
I stood there and thought...It's Friday evening at rush hour, and there are already problems with the train going INTO the city? I'm not going to make it over there in time to get my photograph, I don't feel like dealing with crazy trains, I don't feel like dealing with gypsies for the whole train ride in, and I don't feel like dealing with all the crowds of people. I've had enough crazy ghetto city experiences for the week.
I turned around and left the train station and went to the MMTATI's and held the baby for a few hours. Sweet little A curled up in my lap and laid her head on my shoulder while I held baby I and that was so much better than going into the city on a Friday night. I'm glad I left the crazy train station and went into a haven of normalcy. :)